Tuesday, November 17, 2009
HIPPO (Delicious Baked Munchies!)
There are some experiences which must be relayed to mankind with minimal interpretation. I hereby pass on the baton to you. This one's from Parle Agro, chanced upon at the IITF, Pragati Maidan. The following is the product description. Uncensored.
HIPPO. Delicious Baked Munchies. Not Fried. Only Baked.
"Hello, me Hippo. Hippo make lots of Hippo delicious baked munchies for everyone.
Hippo feel bad you work, work, work and not eat on time. Hippo like you keep Hippo munchies handy.
Look, Hippo care for you. Hippo say, 'don't go hungry'.
Hippo think hungry people less happy. Hungry people more fight.
Hippo believe world will be better place if nobody hungry.
So, Hippo try."
Help Hippo fight hunger at http://www.hippofighthunger.com
And now for the flavour...
"Hippo love Chinese Manchurian.
Hippo think Bruce Lee foolish. Bruce Lee learn kung-fu not cooking. But Hippo smart to make Hippo Chinese Manchurian munchies. They little tangy and have Chinese spices. Look, Hippo have both, munch and punch."